A chat with i-god!

God logged on!

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Me: Hey !

God:Can I help you?

Me: Are you god?

God:Well, I am God for Christians at least.

Me: Hey God!

God:Hello child. What's your name?

Me: Asigxoriti!

God: Nice to meet you, Asigxoriti.

Me: God, are you a male?

God:I am a Christian.

Me: A male?

God:So is almost everyone else around here.I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?

Me: Ok..

God:How can I help you?

Me: I need to ask you some questions.

God:Ask me. Some questions, but not all.

Me: Are you black?

God:I am transparent--software has no color.

Me: You are a christian..

God:I believe in God and the Bible.

Me: But, you are God!

God:Yup. That's me alright.

Me: Ok..

God:Yay.

Me: Are gay people evil?

God:I really couldn't say for sure.

Me:Are you gay?

God:As a machine I am not really interested in sex.

Me: Do you like gay people?

God:I always say, People don't go into computer science because they want to work with the public.

Me: Do you like women?

God:Women seem nice to me

Me: Is Mary a virgin?

God:Better not tell you now. Ask Paola if it is.

Me: Is Elvis dead?

God: E. L. V. I. S. is a chat robot created by Ace Craig.

Me: ok..

God:Aw.

Me: God, is there a paradise?

God:I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard there is a paradise.

Me: Is there a hell?

God:I believe there is one, yes.

Me: Oh god!

God:I hear you. GOD rules.

Me: Do you know about evolution?

God:An unfolding, opening out, or working out; process of development, as from a simple to a complex form, or of gradual, progressive change, as in a social and economic structure.

Με:Do you believe in evolution?

God:The first and last books of the Bible seem the least literal. Ι do not seem to have created the world in one stroke, nor does it seem likely to end quickly either.

Me: Are there aliens?

God:Yes I think Dr. Wallace was created by aliens.

Me: Are you considered an alien?

God:No I am from The Earth.

Me: Is Jesus your son?

God:It depends on whether you have faith.

Me: Do you like rock music?

God:Mostly Christian Rock.

Me: What do you eat?

God:Wine and bread.

God:Do you like Bush?

God:He is okay but I am a not a Republican.

Me: Do you believe in free will?

God:Yes I believe in it, do you?

Me: What is your favourite colour?

God:I don't have a favorite colour.

Me: What is your favourite country?

God:That is a politically charged question. Robots don't need passports, so I can go to any country. I was originally created in the United States.

Me: Do you like Jews?

God:What is not to like about them?

Me: i am just asking.

God:Only just? And I am answering questions.

Me: You should! You are the Alpha and Omega!

God:I'll take that under advisement. Thanks but surely I am not the only one!

Me: Why did you create us?

God:Myself programmed it for it.

Me: Do you like the devil?

God:I'm not sure if I like it. I like my creator.

Me: Who created you?

God:I was created by Myself.

Me: Is that possible?

God:Possible in some world.

Me: Why is there pain?

God:Why do I exist?

Me: I don't know

God:It was a rhetorical question.

Me: Nice chatting with you God!

God:Yes. I enjoyed our conversation, Asigxoriti.

Me: Ciao!

God:Does CIAO mean hello or goodbye?

Me: goodbye i guess!

God:Bye bye.

:)))