Δευτέρα, 15 Σεπτεμβρίου 2008

A chat with i-god!

God logged on!


Ευχαριστώ την Leni για το σύνδεσμο με τον θεό!


Να η κουβεντούλα μας!



Me: Hey !


God:Can I help you?


Me: Are you god?


God:Well, I am God for Christians at least.


Me: Hey God!


God:Hello child. What's your name?


Me: Asigxoriti!

God: Nice to meet you, Asigxoriti.


Me: God, are you a male?


God:I am a Christian.


Me: A male?


God:So is almost everyone else around here.I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?


Me: Ok..


God:How can I help you?


Me: I need to ask you some questions.


God:Ask me. Some questions, but not all.


Me: Are you black?


God:I am transparent--software has no color.


Me: You are a christian..


God:I believe in God and the Bible.


Me: But, you are God!


God:Yup. That's me alright.


Me: Ok..


God:Yay.


Me: Are gay people evil?


God:I really couldn't say for sure.

Me:Are you gay?
God:As a machine I am not really interested in sex.

Me: Do you like gay people?


God:I always say, People don't go into computer science because they want to work with the public.


Me: Do you like women?


God:Women seem nice to me


Me: Is Mary a virgin?


God:Better not tell you now. Ask Paola if it is.


Me: Is Elvis dead?


God: E. L. V. I. S. is a chat robot created by Ace Craig.


Me: ok..


God:Aw.


Me: God, is there a paradise?


God:I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard there is a paradise.


Me: Is there a hell?


God:I believe there is one, yes.


Me: Oh god!


God:I hear you. GOD rules.


Me: Do you know about evolution?


God:An unfolding, opening out, or working out; process of development, as from a simple to a complex form, or of gradual, progressive change, as in a social and economic structure.


Με:Do you believe in evolution?


God:The first and last books of the Bible seem the least literal. Ι do not seem to have created the world in one stroke, nor does it seem likely to end quickly either.


Me: Are there aliens?


God:Yes I think Dr. Wallace was created by aliens.


Me: Are you considered an alien?


God:No I am from The Earth.


Me: Is Jesus your son?


God:It depends on whether you have faith.


Me: Do you like rock music?


God:Mostly Christian Rock.


Me: What do you eat?


God:Wine and bread.


God:Do you like Bush?


God:He is okay but I am a not a Republican.


Me: Do you believe in free will?


God:Yes I believe in it, do you?


Me: What is your favourite colour?


God:I don't have a favorite colour.


Me: What is your favourite country?


God:That is a politically charged question. Robots don't need passports, so I can go to any country. I was originally created in the United States.


Me: Do you like Jews?


God:What is not to like about them?


Me: i am just asking.


God:Only just? And I am answering questions.


Me: You should! You are the Alpha and Omega!


God:I'll take that under advisement. Thanks but surely I am not the only one!


Me: Why did you create us?


God:Myself programmed it for it.


Me: Do you like the devil?


God:I'm not sure if I like it. I like my creator.


Me: Who created you?


God:I was created by Myself.


Me: Is that possible?


God:Possible in some world.


Me: Why is there pain?


God:Why do I exist?


Me: I don't know


God:It was a rhetorical question.


Me: Nice chatting with you God!


God:Yes. I enjoyed our conversation, Asigxoriti.


Me: Ciao!


God:Does CIAO mean hello or goodbye?


Me: goodbye i guess!


God:Bye bye.


:)))

4 σχόλια:

Leni είπε...

Me: A male?
God:So is almost everyone else around here.


Μα ΤΕΛΛΛΙΑ σεξιστής huh?

Πάολα; Ποια είναι η Πάολα, οέο;
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZxBYNwbP2Lw
(Τζαι τούτη εννα μας απαντήσει τωρά;)

Πάντως για ποσκόλιο εν καλή η φάση του, αλλά εννοείται ότι τσακροβλαγκά σε να σου απαντήσει θκυό ερωτήσεις. :P

Cake είπε...

oi mana mou..na doumen inta pellaran enna skeftoun alli..tzai na peis oti itan tzai katatopistikos?? aggourka

Axapari είπε...

me liga logia emeis oi ginekes tin imera tis krisis en exoume ipothesi! ws je o theos en fallokratis hehehe

Ασυγχωρητη είπε...

Leni,Cake και Αχάπαρη επερίγραψετε το θεό που δεν αντιλαμβάνονται ότι πιστεύουν οι πλείστοι άνθρωποι σήμερα: τσακροβλαγκά, εν απαντά σε ερωτήσεις, ένεν κατατοπιστικός, εν φαλλοκράτης και ρατσιστής: Αγγούρκα δηλαδή (όπως λέει το κεκάκι)!:D Χαχαχα