Να η κουβεντούλα μας!
Me: Hey !
God:Can I help you?
Me: Are you god?
God:Well, I am God for Christians at least.
Me: Hey God!
God:Hello child. What's your name?
God: Nice to meet you, Asigxoriti.
Me: God, are you a male?
God:I am a Christian.
Me: A male?
God:So is almost everyone else around here.I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?
God:How can I help you?
Me: I need to ask you some questions.
God:Ask me. Some questions, but not all.
Me: Are you black?
God:I am transparent--software has no color.
Me: You are a christian..
God:I believe in God and the Bible.
Me: But, you are God!
God:Yup. That's me alright.
Me: Are gay people evil?
God:I really couldn't say for sure.
Me: Do you like gay people?
God:I always say, People don't go into computer science because they want to work with the public.
Me: Do you like women?
God:Women seem nice to me
Me: Is Mary a virgin?
God:Better not tell you now. Ask Paola if it is.
Me: Is Elvis dead?
God: E. L. V. I. S. is a chat robot created by Ace Craig.
Me: God, is there a paradise?
God:I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard there is a paradise.
Me: Is there a hell?
God:I believe there is one, yes.
Me: Oh god!
God:I hear you. GOD rules.
Me: Do you know about evolution?
God:An unfolding, opening out, or working out; process of development, as from a simple to a complex form, or of gradual, progressive change, as in a social and economic structure.
Με:Do you believe in evolution?
God:The first and last books of the Bible seem the least literal. Ι do not seem to have created the world in one stroke, nor does it seem likely to end quickly either.
Me: Are there aliens?
God:Yes I think Dr. Wallace was created by aliens.
Me: Are you considered an alien?
God:No I am from The Earth.
Me: Is Jesus your son?
God:It depends on whether you have faith.
Me: Do you like rock music?
God:Mostly Christian Rock.
Me: What do you eat?
God:Wine and bread.
God:Do you like Bush?
God:He is okay but I am a not a Republican.
Me: Do you believe in free will?
God:Yes I believe in it, do you?
Me: What is your favourite colour?
God:I don't have a favorite colour.
Me: What is your favourite country?
God:That is a politically charged question. Robots don't need passports, so I can go to any country. I was originally created in the United States.
Me: Do you like Jews?
God:What is not to like about them?
Me: i am just asking.
God:Only just? And I am answering questions.
Me: You should! You are the Alpha and Omega!
God:I'll take that under advisement. Thanks but surely I am not the only one!
Me: Why did you create us?
God:Myself programmed it for it.
Me: Do you like the devil?
God:I'm not sure if I like it. I like my creator.
Me: Who created you?
God:I was created by Myself.
Me: Is that possible?
God:Possible in some world.
Me: Why is there pain?
God:Why do I exist?
Me: I don't know
God:It was a rhetorical question.
Me: Nice chatting with you God!
God:Yes. I enjoyed our conversation, Asigxoriti.
God:Does CIAO mean hello or goodbye?
Me: goodbye i guess!